- This chart might be the most remarkable thing I've seen in months. Why is that?

1) Rambo only killed one guy, the abusive deputy, in all of First Blood, no one seems to remember that, including myself.
2) The man who compiled the list is none other than John Mueller, who currently holds the Woody Hayes Chair for National Security Studies at THE Ohio State University (and tire center.) The man is a professor at THE OSU, and he went through the entire Rambo series counting stats?
3) John Mueller, in addition to holding the Woody Hayes Chair for National Security studies and being a huge Rambo fan, is also a professor of dance at THE OSU. What?
4) There’s such thing as a Woody Hayes Chair for National Security Studies at THE Ohio State University.

-This is why you can’t let dorks have money…