-I forgot to mention this in my last posting, but A-Rod has been compared to Joe D a lot, mostly in terms of being very corporate, being Mr. GQ, and not being very expressive out on the field. Then again, Joe D also won a couple of championships. But my point is, given the way the press is nowadays, would Joe D be treated the same way as A-Rod?

-Where do you pee in a cemetery? I was visiting my grandma today, and I really had to go, but the office was closed, and I didn't see a porta-potty anywhere. And I REALLY had to go. You can't go in a bush, can you? Because I KNOW you'd go to Hell of that.